Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
SHUT THE HELL U P
this man has gone too far
I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING
" No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. ” - Eleanor Roosevelt
→ This quote really inspires me because of its truth. In life, we strive to be better, whether we realize it or not… prettier, smarter, wealthier, healthier, more creative, etc. And that’s great! But are we doing these things for acceptance or just for ourselves? Just remember this: No one can push you down unless you let them. No one can be better than you unless you let yourself see them that way. Please love yourself. You are the only you out there who can do the things you do and you are amazing. Okay? Hang in there and amazing things will happen. and Be the best you that you can be for yourself, and not for anyone else.
i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”
Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.
Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”
Fuck the customer
goodbye my love
this would be me if my school burned down
My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined
nothing makes me feel better than pictures of dogs in sunglasses when I’m down
It scares me to think that when I’m 40
this new royal baby is going to be a teen heartthrob.
and i’m going to be like
i remember being on tumblr looking at his baby face on simba’s body.
I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.